Swarr

STEVE SWARR

Don't let the pale skin and lack of personality fool you.  He really is the best.  If you have a problem believing it, he'll put you in a full nelson until you do.  He's great to have around because when he finally kicks the bucket I'll be able to knit that wool blanket I've always wanted.


BR

BRIAN "BR" ROBINSON

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo... I need some coffee for my homies.  When you think street, think BR.  He is white'n'nerdy.  You couldn't ask for a better friend.  The funniest guy you'll ever meet as long as he's not trying to be funny.

Joey

JOE "JOEY P" DEEM

Beard, goatee, clean shaven.  Ya never know with Joe.  Now if we could just get him to admit he is a week or two away from bald...  The nicest guy in the world. We love him and he loves cake.  Seriously, he loves cake... a lot.


Ruble

TONY RUBLE

The only guy I know who gets choked up over how beautiful the butterflies are.  Hey did you know he's from Indiana?  But watch you're tone around him, he an I are forming the new Rock'N'Roll Express tag team and will run you right over for your insolence.


mikey

MIKE WESTBROOK

So he really needs to shave and get a haircut.  He cries like a girl at his wedding and yet we still choose to keep him around.  That's what he gets for being  one of my oldest and truest friends. He's also that guy who refuses to let me grow up... ever.


Brian

BRIAN WIGAL

OH YEAH!!! He is Phineas to my Ferb in the world of cards.  Yes... yes we are.  Together we are like the Ivan Drago of hand... AND FOOT!!!  Just as long as I can get him to remember to stop deflecting the ball from the pitchers mound.  Dude... I got it, trust me.